SEASON #5: Sour Grapes
Week #3: THERESAThe reason I shouldn't be firedPrincess of the Universe.
My insight is beyond your understanding.
Hot bod for middle-aged woman.
Reality bows to my every whim.
The reason I think I was fired
Lenny didn’t generate.
Tarek’s putt-putt a little rough.
Slaves couldn’t read my mind.
Too chummy with Charmaine.
The REAL reason I was fired
SUVs and cocktails don’t mix.
Comedienne’s repertoire straight out of “Totally Gross Jokes #13”
Genius IQ models hard to come by.
Swollen head needs its own shrink.
Brain still smaller than… largest assets.
Week #1: SUMMER
The reason I shouldn't be fired
Good cooker Best kickboxer since John Cusack in “Say Anything” I love my family! (“Hi, Mom and Dad!”)Hair that belongs in a Sassoon commercialThe reason I think I was firedTried too hard to be fair.Respect for the small business owner.Trump kept interrupting me.I love my family!If it had been kickboxing, Mr. Mensa would be eating his teeth right now. The REAL reason I was firedCouldn’t open mouth during taskCouldn’t shut mouth in boardroomDidn’t heed the advice of the Russian.“Deer in Headlights” response to Carolyn’s machine-gunning didn’t cut it.Fell right on the grenade meant for Torek
1 Comments:
Hey, I was just reading your Artist's Prayer and really liked it. Do you mind if I put it up on my blog (I will cite you of course)? If not, do you mind if I link to it? That was really awesome. I would have liked to comment there but didn't see a comment thing to click on. Anyhow awesome prayer. I am with you on all of that.
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